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Vampire Weekend (See What I Did There?)

Twilight fanaticism has reached extremely dangerous levels. And while I’m sure New Moon will rake in a lot of cash at the box office this weekend, it (SPOILER ALERT) probably sucks. Luckily, we can count on ROFLrazzi users to not contribute to ticket grosses, because they’re not interested in watching Kristen Stewart bite her lip in lieu of acting. Here are some LOLz to celebrate our non-love of sparkling vampires.

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“New Moon” Stars Invade Munich

new-moon-11149-28Continuing along with their romp around the world, the stars of the “Twilight Saga: New Moon” were busy boosting interest in their new film in Munich, Germany on Saturday (November 14). With Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner on hand, the gang attended the annual HBV Jugendtreff concert event at Olympiahalle Muenchen.  After finishing up in Munich, the “New Moon” stars will be heading back to the States to wind up their intense promotional tour.On Monday, Robert, Kristen and Taylor will be joining their fellow co-stars for a big premiere in Los Angeles, with talk show duties lined up leading to the “New Moon” theatrical release date of November 20th.









“New Moon” Stars’ Post-Premiere Dinner

SPL139014_004Continuing their massive promotional tour, the stars of “New Moon” were spotted grabbing some dinner following the premiere of their new flick in Madrid, Spain last night (November 12). Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner all looked to be having a marvelous time as they exited a swanky local eatery to find a mass of fans and paparazzi waiting for them. In related news, “Twilight” director Catherine Hardwicke told Time magazine that the romantic rumors about Kristen and Robert are true after all. She explained, “After I cast him, I told Rob, don’t even think about having a romance with her . . . She’s under 18. You will be arrested.  In terms of what Kristen told me directly, it didn’t happen on the first movie. Nothing crossed the line while on the first film.  I think it took a long time for Kristen to realize, O.K., I’ve got to give this a go and really try to be with this person.”





Kristen Stewart Fights Diabetes with Sugar Ray

kristen-stewart-11089-16Getting an early start to the day, Kristen Stewart teamed up with boxing legend Sugar Ray Leonard at Dodgers Stadium in Los Angeles on Sunday (Novemebr 8). The “New Moon” actress and her boxing counterpart happened to be on-hand to cut the tape at the annual “Walk to Cure Diabetes” charity event.  Meanwhile, Kristen recently expressed her goal to keep her private life just that – private.She tells, “It has been difficult to get used to the attention. Overall, it has been a very positive experience but there have been times when everything has got too intense.” The Bella Swan babe adds, “I never thought I’d need security but there are thousands of people at some of these events. I have also learned from experience that the paparazzi will follow me anywhere. Now it is just so much easier to stay in with friends than deal with all the attention when you go out. It is a very odd feeling to know that everything you say and do is going to be examined by people. I made the decision last year to keep my private life to myself. I can’t do anything about all the speculation. I know what is true and that is all that matters.”




Miley Cyrus got a black tattoo?

VH1 Divas ArrivalsFrom OceanUp: From Katie: A close friend of mine is a tattoo artist in Philadelphia. Last week Miley came in and asked to get a small black butterfly tattoo on her lower back. She got it and was so excited, she was with her Brandi and some other guy, maybe her sister’s boyfriend. I wouldn’t be surprised if photos start showing up. I hope this isnt true, but who knows? she showed up with a pierced nose.


Taylor Lautner Talks Taylor Swift… Sort Of

taylor-lautner-11079-1Keeping the world guessing at whether they are an official couple, Taylor Lautner opened up about Taylor Swift… sort of. Last night (November 6), Taylor attended the “New Moon” press conference in Beverly Hills and, of his relationship with the blonde cutie, he told press, “The very funny thing is that all of you have seen every single move I make, so I guess I can leave that up to you to decide.” When asked about how he would feel if Swift wrote a song about him, the hunky “Twilight” star responded, “That’s a scary thing. I don’t know if she has. I have no idea.” While a romance certainly seems to be in place, the tale of two Taylors continues….

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Kristen Stewart Talks Career Plans, Edward Cullen

Kristen StewartWhile she already finds herself as one of the most popular actresses on the planet, Kristen Stewart doesn’t believe that mega movie stardom is something that she truly wants. Talking about the subject with BlackBook magazine, Stewart says, “I don’t want to be a movie star like Angelina Jolie. Nothing about being a celebrity is desirable.”  Continuing on, the 19-year-old Bella Swan beauty tells, “I’m an actor. It’s bizarre to me that everybody’s so obsessive.”As for the upcoming theatrical release of “New Moon” on November 20th, Kristen offered up her thoughts on co-star Robert Pattinson’s Edward Cullen role, “Edward is actually a really good parallel to fame. As a vampire, he has a sad, desolate life—fame is the same.”

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Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner

Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner