Have you ever heard one of those extremely fast talking auctioneers and thought that they needed some rap beats to back them up? Well you’re not the only one. These auctioneers are about to sell the hottest track of 2016 to the highest bidder.
This traumatized little girl went toe-to-toe with a pissed off peacock and the Internet had a hay day.
“Our trip to the petting zoo did not go as planned” — Reddit user bwaxse posted
The little girl was pictured running for her life as an exotic peacock angrily chased her from behind. If you thought the Canadian goose was an asshole, just wait until you experience the unforgiving wrath of a colorful, pissed off peacock.
People went on Twitter to sarcastically share all of the reasons they wanted kids. The theme centered around all those incredibly annoying household things your parents forced you to do. You know, all of those inconsequential childhood chores that made ZERO sense at all.
Just remember not to question anything, or you’re grounded.
Lindsay Lohan wasn’t the only one tweeting during the Brexit vote last night. Celebrities across the pond were also getting into the action. Mostly, with the soul purpose to scare the sh*t out of millennials.
The vote passed with 52% and the United Kingdom has officially chucked a deuce to the European Union.
So, how is this going to effect you? Well, according to Twitter, you should probably go to church because the world is DOOMED.
Lindsay Lohan really wanted the UK and the EU to stay together you guys. Unfortunately, it seems like she deleted her amazing journalistic endeavor so you’ll have to be satisfied with the scraps that we dug up from the internet. Watching the former starlet, who is still kinda clueless about the geography of the UK, become a “voice of reason” to some people is still pretty hilarious.