One of Twitter’s trending “Moments” today is the pint-sized antelope, Dik-Dik. Some people are freaking out because it’s the first time they’ve seen this adorable animal, but most are just using it as an excuse to make the same dick joke.
To be fair to the person who made the decision that there needed to be 75 lifeguards keeping an eye on the world’s best swimmers, concussions and other accidents do happen. That hasn’t stopped the internet jokesters from commenting on a picture of a bored looking lifeguard.