Tags archives: man

 

Announcement of the Day: A Couple Reveals More than They Meant to in a Facebook Engagement Photo

Couple doesn't crop their photo enough in a Facebook engagement announcement.

Crop your photos, people.

This couple thought they were letting people into their personal lives by announcing their engagement over Facebook.

But there was more to the photo than initially met the eye and their family was quick on the uptake.

Break found the slip up:

After bride-to-be Miranda announced that her man had finally popped the question, it seemed that their world could be nothing short of a fairy tale. I mean, everyone woman lives to announce their engagement on facebook it seems. Hilariously enough, that magical moment didn’t really seem to be the case because Miranda had already accidentally tipped off her friends to look a little closer at the photo. She stated that her boyfriend didn’t give her an actual ring, assuring everyone it will come later, which did nothing other than make people lean in a little too close to check out that ring.

And that’s when everyone also started noticing the weird box in the corner.

Yeah, that box? It was a pregnancy test.

The scene played out over Facebook comments and you can easily imagine the happy bride-to-be put the pieces together.

And then, the admission.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

 

Mash Up of the Day: King of the Hill Gets Down with Nicki Minaj's Hey Mama

Peggy Hill is a goddess of domestication, just like Nicki Minaj.

Vulture has found a really good niche in the mash up space and they proved it again with combining footage of King of the Hill with Nicki Minaj’s “Hey Mama”. It’s great.

“Hey Mama” is a celebration of nesting. Taking care of others and getting plenty in return. Who matches that more than Peggy Hill?

Vulture’s mash ups continue to be super fun to watch. Like when Doug called Patti Mayonnaise his “Trap Queen” or when Miss Piggy demanded of Kermit that “B*tch Better Have My Money”

You’re doing the world a service you clever geniuses.

 

Wrong Number of the Day: Cool Dude with a Beautiful Beard Has the Best Responses When a Stranger Keeps Texting Him

A stranger texting this guy and his beard gets the best responses.

He ain’t never been called Wendy before. But surely people compliment his beard.

Edwin Wheeler kept getting texts from a wrong number, so he answered them politely with proof that he was not some lady named Wendy.

Then, he took screenshots and put the pictures on Imgur like a true gentleman.

“Maybe I should just accept my life as the bearded Wendy,” he said.

We know the truth though. She kept ‘accidentally’ texting him just so she could keep getting pics of that sweet, sweet beard.

We would have done the same.

 

WTF of the Day: Woman Blinds Herself Because She Felt it was 'Who She was Supposed to Be'

Jewel Shuping purposefully blinded herself with drain cleaner because she had yearned to be blind since she was six years old.

She suffers from Body Integrity Identity Disorder or BIID, which is usually associated with believing that one’s limbs doesn’t belong to one’s self and manifests in a desire to lose that limb.

“I really feel this is the way I was supposed to be born, that I should have been blind from birth,” the 30-year-old Shuping said.

Shuping’s case is made even stranger by the fact that she worked with a psychiatrist to blind herself, presumably under the assumption that it was a treatment.

Even though she doesn’t regret her decision, in fact now saying that she’s never been happier, Shuping is trying to create awareness of BIID so that people don’t take the route she did.

“Don’t go blind the way I did. I know there is a need, but perhaps someday there will be treatment for it,” Shuping said. “People with BIID get trains to run over their legs, freeze dry their legs or fall off cliffs to try to paralyze themselves.

“It’s very dangerous. And they need professional help.”

 

Wonderfully Baffling Story of the Day: Man Breaks into Home, Feeds Cat, Makes Dinner, Writes in Diary

Man breaks into ranch, writes in t

This right here is great.

Thirty three-year-old Christopher Hiscock seems like a pretty normal guy according to the National Post.

Except of course for the fact that he stole a truck to drive west, broke into a ranch and spent the day living comfortably in its confines before the resident came home and found Hiscock.

“She found the accused in her home watching TV,” Crown lawyer Mike Wong said.

“He had started a fire in the fireplace and prepared himself a meal. He said he had been driving by and the door was open, so he came in.

…”The accused appears to have done some laundry. He also fed the cats and put out some hay for the horses,” Wong said. “He used (the residents’) toothbrush and shaver, he had taken some meat out of the freezer to thaw and he had written in their diary.”

Yes. That’s right. He even found the residents’ diary and wrote in it.

In beautiful proof that the law can sometimes work for the people, the court released his one diary entry.

“Today was my first full day at the ranch,” he wrote in the diary. “I fed the cats and horses. So much I can do here I have to remind myself to just relax and take my time.

“I don’t feel alone here, I guess with 2 cats and 3 horses it’s kinda hard to be alone. Last night I had a fire in the house. It was so (peaceful). I slept like a little baby.

I saw a picture in the basement on the wall of a man holding and weighing fish on a boat. Looking at him I realized we look a lot alike, but I think I’m more handsome.”

They did not release either a picture of Hiscock or a the picture of the man weighing the fish, so we cannot confirm or deny whether Hiscock is more handsome. Although that question will keep us awake at night.

The story has a kind of happy ending, since he was only given probation by the judge.

Hiscock, who has no prior criminal record, apologized in court.

“I made a lot of mistakes,” he said. “There’s really no excuses for it.”

He was still beaming about his brief stay at the ranch.

“Beautiful ranch,” he said. “Gorgeous. I was driving and I just turned in. Beautiful place.”

Judge Chris Cleaveley placed Hiscock on a one-year probation term with orders barring him from contacting the residents of the ranch and the owner of the Ontario truck.

But his future prospects look less than ideal.

“I really have nowhere to go,” he said… “The woods is a good place, I suppose. There’s a lot of fish out there.”

Never stop dreaming, folks.

 

Justin Bieber Chugs Hennessy On Stage And Immediately Regrets It

Justin Bieber Chugs Hennessy On Stage And Immediately Regrets It

And a boy becomes a man.

The Biebs joined Rae Sremmurd on stage in New Zealand and got #turnt up. The singer is a big boy now. He’s been trying to tell us all this for a while now, but no one seems to be listening.

As a bottle of Hennessy comes his way, the singer takes a big gulp like a big boy does.

Just look at that face. You are looking at a man.