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School of Fail: Please Let This Catch On…
Feeling a Little Bit Artesty Today?
In case you missed it, on Sunday, Ron Artest (that’s right, Ron Artest) leveled James Harden of the Oklahoma City Thunder with a vicious elbow to the back of the head. This Chinese rendition isn’t quite accurate, but it tries
Parenting Fails: That Didn’t Go as Planned
They won’t be playing this game anymore.
The Sims 3 Will “Blow” You Away!
Just kidding.
WIN!: So Hardcore WIN
Some Ganments Need Special Treatment
Especially ganments made of sik, vevet or any other fine linnin!
Poorly Dressed: Getting Married? Why Not Play Both Parts?
Hang on, my brain is still trying to process this one. Nope, still not working.
Autocowrecks: Your Love is Both Indestructible and Outdated?
Our love will also involve lots of Snake.
After 12: Feel Like Them Aristacrads!
Real hi-society, I tell you whut!