If You Jumped into a Pool Full of 25 Million Orbeez Would You Sink or Float?
Deadbeat Seagull Forces Tesco to Close After Trashing Store and Attacking the Customers
A Tesco in Cornwall, England was forced to shut its doors after an asshole seagull flew inside and began attacking customers.
One of the Tesco employees said the seagull menace was dive-bombing customers as the entered the store. Basically, the opposite of what happens when you enter a Walmart.
Anyway, here is further proof that these flying rats live by their own set of laws and don’t give a fu*k about anything.
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Failbook: Total Gibberish
Autocowrecks: What I’m Saying Is That It Doesn’t Exist, in Case You’re Confused
On the plus side, you don’t get cold, distant, emotionless, automated, and above all snarky responses to your sincere questions. So much for building trust.