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It’s made entirely out of space drink!
Submitted by: Michael
Ugly Autumn
Submitted by: MaxTheHockeyGoalie
A Student of the Hard Sciences
Submitted by: Kaitlyn
Built For a Single Purpose
To detect the awful beer you’re currently drinking and deposit it into the nearest trash can. ~NSHA Submitted by: Unknown
A Tribute to Trogdor
I don’t know if this makes me want to cook on a wood stove or don some shining armor and head to the nearest copse. ~NSHA Submitted by: Unknown Via: Reddit
God’s Favorite Soup
If you laughed, your ticket to Hell can be collected at your nearest Amtrak station.
Eternal Longing
Nothing is as far as the nearest Dunkin Donuts LoL by: katweezel Picture by: Unknown
There I Fixed It (No, You Didn’t) Is Out Today!
The date is finally here! So strap together your duct-tape seat belts, add an extra wheel or two to your plywood skateboard and tumble on over to your nearest book seller to pick up your copy. Or, you know, just order it from any of your favorite online retailers.
Please Hang Up And Try Your Jump Again
Boo…booo…beep…We’re sorry, but the time you dialed is no longer in service or is currently being destroyed. Please withdraw to the nearest time or parallel dimension and try your jump again