Irish writer Seamus O’Reilly has been trolling newspapers like Metro with “Rush Hour Crush” letters and stories of good samaritans. Though a lot of them get rejected, these hilarious fake stories have made it in the paper more than a few times. As O’Reilly told Mashable, “It’s not for me to say I’m a genius of the short form letter gag. That’s for others to say. On a near constant basis. To every single person that they meet.” Enjoy.