Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he’s technically dead, though, I guess I’ll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And because I wouldn’t consider him my “type,” it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from “Black Books.” Look-alike by: sydnemave