A Philips ad in the paper made me laugh today
Went to sperm donation. This is the paper bag they gave me.
Stuck waiting in the car for hours, at least I had the paper
This was in my paper this morning
Dressed to WIN: No Beard? Try Paper!
And it’s REALLY glad to be back!
Unless Your Thesis Is About “Your Mom” Jokes …
Only Outpaper, Please