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Music FAILS: Eat Me Maybe


It’s like Carly Rae Jepsen if she were from Florida and a cannibal! Not that she isn’t a cannibal. We’re not saying she’s a cannibal, we’re just saying that there’s no proof she’s not a cannibal

 

There I Fixed It: Meet Sprayracha


Ever enjoying a snack with sriracha on top of it, and you find out the hard way that you dumped a whole plate’s worth of the stuff into one morsel? Well dump no more, rooster sauce fans, because here’s your fix! Now go back to getting your sriracha fix, because I know we all need it! Submitted by: Unknown Via: Laughing Squid

 

 

Dating Fails: The Green Lantern is Gay, Ryan Reynolds Assures People That He is Not


After a fair amount of build-up, DC Comics released their rebooted (and decidedly more fabulous) Green Lantern as the first openly gay superhero. Hilariously, the original alter-ego of the Green Lantern, Alan Scott, had an an allergy to wood that (equally hilariously) has been done away with upon his coming out. The foundations of morality as we know it continue to hold, but I’m sure this is just the first step in bringing them crumbling down