This person suffers from two delusions: first, that the outfit is age-appropriate for anyone over the age of 6; and second, that it’s meant to be worn anywhere except in stuffy Victorian mansions. If you want to go to outside, you either wear something that isn’t so vulnerable to stains or you stay away from the goddamn waterfall.
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My Mom Totally Looks Like Katy Perry
Whoops, Sat on Some Bubblegum and Cotton Candy and Strawberries and Grapefruit and a Little Bit of Lipstick
Heavy Artillery Is Magic
The Glitziest Fairy
When Is A Mini Not A Mini?
If That Were Whipped Back and Forth My First Instinct Would Be to Grab the Fire Extinguisher
This Kodak Camera Totally Looks Like This Antique Fridge
There I Fixed It: On The Next Episode of My Super Sweet 16
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