He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn’t stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It’s a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.
“We will grow a forest from our new bodies.” “Help me rot into the earth.”
Some Coworkers are Gross and Some Coworkers are Poets
This British Poet Reimagined John Lennon's Imagine With Emoji
My uncle bought this tree ornament in the 90s.
Mother of God Graffiti
What we woke up to this morning.
This man will sniff your bike seat.
Every time I'm trying to type ''yeah''
I always have this doubt about the lights.
It's just like that
