Lady in a Mugshot Totally Looks Like Gollum In the case of this woman, I am pretty sure the “preciousssssss” is actually just meth. Submitted By: Kenomahn
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M Thru F: Pretty Sure This Is More Illegal…
Clocking in your job LOLs and work FAILs every M Thru F
Probably Bad News: He Just Wanted His First Class Treatment
Submitted by: Unknown
Guest Service FAIL
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Phone Number Advertising FAIL
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Playground Trick FAIL
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Someone’s in Her Sunday Best!
I saw this picture, and my first thought was, “Ooh, I like those shoes!”
I’m pretty sure that fact alone makes me eligible to check into some sort of rehabilitation facility.
Tanorexia Is No Laughing Matter
This unfortunate addict has not only suffered irreparable skin damage, but also lost several layers from the top of his torso, exposing his ribcage and dissolving several major internal organs. Worse, his DNA seems to have mutated into an ugly necklace. Don’t be the next victim.
I Never Thought I’d Say This, But You Should Tuck That In
Generally, when we think of cleavage, we think of something sexy: a woman in a low-cut top, a pair of vampy stilettos, or the perfect pinacoidal cleavage of a chunk of plogopite mica. Okay, maybe not that last one.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure that cleavage has never brought to mind something you’d see peeking out of a pair of sweatpants sagging under the weight of a fanny pack. Until now. You’re welcome.