Wrong Number of the Day: Cool Dude with a Beautiful Beard Has the Best Responses When a Stranger Keeps Texting Him
My 73yr old mother broke her hand in two places. The Doctor was shocked she wasn't crying in pain, her response "I've had seven kids and I'm a Cubs fan this is nothing."
Failbook: Deadmau5 Gets a Taste
Hacked IRL: Danger ___________
Platypus WIN
Dark Mark WIN
Graffitti Exhibitor WIN
Compression WIN
Grammar Stickler Comeback WIN