A global roast on American swimmer Ryan Lochte is underway after recent reports claim that the swimmer completely made up the story that he and three other US Olympic swimmers were robbed at gunpoint.
The truth is that gold medal swimmers Lochte, Jack Conger, Gunnar Bentz and Jimmy Feigen were trying to cover up an altercation with a gas station security guard after busting down a bathroom door.
Conger and Bentz gave up Lochte to the cops and said he fabricated the entire robbery tale.
Ryan Reynolds' Emotionless Gaze into Oblivion Is Too Perfect and the Internet Knows It
Where were you when Ryan Reynolds needed you the most?
A photo from Taylor Swift’s 4th of July party has been circling around the internet and its not because T-Swift and Tom Hiddleston. It’s because Ryan Reynolds is in pain… serious pain.
Well, the internet understands Ryan’s pain of being surrounded by the Swiddleston cuddlefest and went to Twitter to help.
Here’s to Hoping They Deliver
From the submitter: “If only I hadn’t been ordering Chinese food with my mom this evening, I really would have enjoyed a roast pork boy toy.
Spit-Take
For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor’s RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters. ~Not-”Not-So-Handy-Andy” Jack Submitted by: soypio
Jokes Cut from The Roast of Charlie Sheen
Jesse Joyce is a stand-up comedian who writes material for Comedy Central’s celebrity roasts. (Yes, they have writers. Would you let Flavor Flav come up with his own jokes?) Before you click to see some of my favorites, remember, roasts are notorious for inappropriate humor , so if you’re easily offended, get off the internet move along
Janine’s About to Get Roasted
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