At least my dentist is proud of me…
My Future Gift For All Future Nieces
Hooters: The service industry job that says, “Reach for the stars!” Submitted by: Unknown
The Saddest Narwhal You’ve Ever Seen
+2 points for creativity, -4 points for reminding me of narwhals. So close! Submitted by: Unknown
Five Hours and Twenty Minutes is Her New Record
Submitted by: Sam Bland
The Saddest Lil’ Blood Drop
“I used to have blood, before the war…” Submitted by: Unknown Via: Reddit
An Annotated Guide to Not Being an Annoying Attention Hound
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“I Thought the Bag Referred to a Kind of Raspberry Preserve”
“I mean, the name sounded so familiar, but I just couldn’t remember where I had heard it.” Submitted by: Unknown
Quit Trying to Better me, Ads!
Submitted by: Unknown
The Squid Is Slowly Consuming Her
Japan sure does love its tentacled creatures. Submitted by: Unknown
Real Housewives of Oncology
Submitted by: jethelred