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Restaurant of the Day: A Male Version of Hooters Called Tallywackers is Opening in Texas

Amy Schumer’s joke is becoming a reality… sort of. A new bar/restaurant called Tallywackers is coming to Dallas this May that will feature scantily clad men showing off their pecs, abs and bulges while you dine on your breasts (of chicken). In case you were wondering, “tallywacker” is another word for penis, or as Urban Dictionary defines it “my gargantious third member.” And if you think you have one and live in Texas, they’re hiring .





Doodles Are the New Pickup Lines

Matt Christiansen has created a tumblr to his new method of giving his number to “pretty girls.” He writes them a little note, draws a little doodle and then tells them, “you dropped this.” I imagine he scampers away happily as the pretty girl reads it, but who knows. Submitted by: Tagged: pickup lines , wtf , doodles , awesome








Ed Hardy Condoms: Because Your Penis Might as Well Dress Like a Douchebag

The Ed Hardy clothing company, popularized by jackasses everywhere, has announced a line of condoms. These jimmy-jackets come in 5 “passionate” flavors guaranteed to have your date feeling like they settled.  And, rumor has it, that if you pop on that rocket-protector it while covered in Axe body spray, it opens up a magical portal to New Jersey.  Submitted by: (via Vanity Fair ) Tagged: douchebag , wtf , sexy times , condoms

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