Submitted by: Anna
Is this like one of those square melons that you have to grow it inside a box? If so, the ‘70s were a lot crazier than I thought.
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Hey, Where Did My Couch Cushion Go?
Image Credit: Sdi A
Yes, it takes forever to get her hair to look like this every morning. But you’d agree that it’s totally worth if you knew how much money she makes leasing out the back of her head as advertising space.
This’ll Show Him
Submitted by: James G
Fiona St. Regis-on-Kelly couldn’t believe that her soon-to-be-ex-husband had shown his face at opening night of the opera with that hairsprayed hussy in tow, right in the midst of their vitriolic divorce. So tonight, knowing full well that he’d be at the benefit gala for a mutual friend’s charity (that provides job-training for former Hamptons gang members), she brought a secret weapon. Poor Otto von Hofbrau had no idea that he was nothing more than a pawn in their bitter game.
You Get SPRUNG
Submitted by: Ska Man Bill
I’ve been staring at this picture for hours trying to figure out what to say about it. But every time I look at it, I can only think of one thing:
At Least There Are No Barnacles Growing on Her
Submitted by: Kelly
We laugh now, but she’ll be the one laughing when “Sexy Hermit Crab” is the in look this fall. I just hope that some other trends have gone by the wayside by then to make room for this one. Trends like walking.
This Sorority Is Not Worth The Trouble
Submitted by: Anon
Oh look, this again. I still don’t understand it. Hmm, maybe if…
No…something’s still not right.
Ah. Much better.