As The Flash approaches middle age, he can only run about 50 feet before he needs to take a break and spend some time relaxing on the couch in front of sped-up NASCAR races.
I have no idea what they would be training for, but it will still make me feel better. ~Not-So-Handy Andy Submitted by: Dar-Kfrei Via: shusharmor.livejournal.com
“I’m sorry sir, we’re all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces.” “But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?” Submitted by: Ed Buckles
How does an MP even make it into the building with a musical tie? I got kicked out of a WENDY’S for wearing one! OK, so I also wasn’t wearing pants, but I don’t think that had anything to do with it