Lucy took this poor dude on the frightening, soul-crushin’ ride of a lifetime. Just wrap that sh*t up next time bro.
Guy Delivers Dark Poetic Justice to a Spambot Desperately Trying to Strip
He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn’t stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It’s a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.
“We will grow a forest from our new bodies.” “Help me rot into the earth.”
Braids Are a Tell to the Back Door
PornHub's BangFit Is the Sexercise Routine to Get Workout Enthusiasts Fit as Fu*k
“Less morning run but more morning fun”
If You're Lucky (?) Enough to Have This Problem, You May Need One of These "Nutted But She Still Sucking" Reactions
Yeah yeah yeah, it doesn’t always feel good, but it’s a great problem to have because, you know, someone is suckin’ at all.
Here are 10 (kinda NSFW) perfect reaction images for the next time that happens to you.