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We Just Wanted to See the Dolphins Super Up-Close!

I said, “don’t everyone rush to port at one time to see the dolphins.” But noooo. . .no one listens to me, I’m just the Captain.

Greetings from Theodore Roosevelt

Ugh, I never receive this kind of awesome mail. I only receive Pottery Barn calendars and bills from my cable company that get “mysteriously lost” between my mailbox and my front door. I guess it’s time I consider joining the United States Senate