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The Sparkle Book
(Mean Girls/Twilight) Via imperio Submitted by: Unknown
COCKY
Cocky: I has it. (Chris Pine) LoL by: enragedmullet Picture by: Unknown
Brushie Brushie Brushie Bruce!
WAX ON… WAX OFF… (Bruce Willis’ wax figure) LoL by: dhow Picture by: Unknown
Some jokes
Some jokes just write themselves
(Robert Pattinson)
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Sadly, I still know who they are
I guess we’re all tired of their faces. You’re welcome.
(Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson)
A face like a a week old dog turd.
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It would do wonders for your career
Dear Buffy, Please slay Edward.
(Sarah Michelle Gellar)
Just look at him. The man is insufferable
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Vampire Weekend (See What I Did There?)
Twilight fanaticism has reached extremely dangerous levels. And while I’m sure New Moon will rake in a lot of cash at the box office this weekend, it (SPOILER ALERT) probably sucks. Luckily, we can count on ROFLrazzi users to not contribute to ticket grosses, because they’re not interested in watching Kristen Stewart bite her lip in lieu of acting. Here are some LOLz to celebrate our non-love of sparkling vampires.
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EDWARD CULLEN
EDWARD CULLEN
doesn’t bite people, he looks like he resides in the woods, and he sparkles. Face it, he’s not a vampire, he’s a fairy.
(Robert Pattinson)
And here he is, in his natural habitat.
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