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Doodles Are the New Pickup Lines


Matt Christiansen has created a tumblr to his new method of giving his number to “pretty girls.” He writes them a little note, draws a little doodle and then tells them, “you dropped this.” I imagine he scampers away happily as the pretty girl reads it, but who knows. Submitted by: Tagged: pickup lines , wtf , doodles , awesome

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ed Hardy Condoms: Because Your Penis Might as Well Dress Like a Douchebag


The Ed Hardy clothing company, popularized by jackasses everywhere, has announced a line of condoms. These jimmy-jackets come in 5 “passionate” flavors guaranteed to have your date feeling like they settled.  And, rumor has it, that if you pop on that rocket-protector it while covered in Axe body spray, it opens up a magical portal to New Jersey.  Submitted by: (via Vanity Fair ) Tagged: douchebag , wtf , sexy times , condoms