The First Day of Summer is the Worst
Don’t worry, in a few scant hours you’ll be molting away like all the other pale kids. Submitted by: Unknown
This is The Cost You Pay for Crocs!
In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called “Croc-mata.” Submitted by: Unknown
Good Game of Basketball, I Assume?
Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin! Submitted by: Unknown
Like a Sunburn
Submitted by: icscott
Is That A Discman?!
You’ve Got Green on You
Wearing Gas Masks To Cover The B.O. Smell
Furries Are All Ages
