Post-It Note for Sunglasses? Genius!
The Declaration of Independence Wasn’t Worth Much Until It Was Signed, Too
Submitted by: Unknown Via: The Exploding Cheese
I Dunno Man, My Vision is All Hazy and Cloudy…
And yet, in a few hours, I just want to put these glasses on again. It’s the weirdest thing! Submitted by: Unknown
Well, ONE of You Needs to Stop Being Ironic
I mean, the amounts of gaseous insincerity in this room are approaching toxic levels. Submitted by: Unknown
The Sanrio Rave Went Splendidly, Yes
I mean, until that little penguin guy found out what they spliced in with his ecstasy.
When You’re In a Corey Heart Sort of Mood
“Would you grab me my sunglasses? No, no man, I mean my NIGHT-time sunglasses.” Submitted by: Unknown
Speak, Brother
I’m pretty sure Larry David is just talking about every single person here. Submitted by: Unknown
Cindy Lou Hip
Every Dr. Seuss character has to leave the nest and move to Portland eventually, right? Submitted by: Vanos_Ira
You See the World, and the World Sees You
Apparently, this is the real deal, and not a translation mistake. Chinese fashion firm Xiamen Jinzhi cites Keller’s “philanthropist spirit” as the driving force behind the marketing decision to sell this line of sunglasses. Rumor has it they’re producing a line of summer dresses too, which will be available in blue or red or green or orange or yellow or purple or some other color.