So, this sweater exists...
DIY Ugly Christmas Sweater - Brother will pay me $100 if my sweater gets me to front page!
I'll give 80$ to anyone who can get me this sweater
Let's play dead!
Wanna feel my sweater?
My Little Pony: Friendship is Sweaters
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WIN!: Quixotic WIN