This Guy Totally Looks Like Rotisserie Chicken Aw, dude, yeah, you know, I like to hit the gym for a couple hours in the afternoon, PUMP SOME IRON — I can bench like 350 — then hit the tanning salon. The fine piece of tail behind the counter knows I like that dial turned all the way up to ROTISSERIE CHICKEN, and, yeah, I just BAKE for a few hours.