“Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower…yeah…that’s real nice.”
If you’re throwing a “Ugly Christmas Sweater Party” don’t let this guy in.
Because he wins.
I didn’t even know you could count a beard as a sweater accessory until I saw this.