SECONDS LATER Someone ran up the center aisle and threw a sledgehammer at him. LoL by: mcmagiccracker Picture by: Unknown
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Poorly Dressed: You’re Showing Someone’s Skin, But It’s Not yours
Heck, why not just make a tie-shaped hole in the center of your shirt? Give your fashion sense a boost, check out Poorly Dressed.
Your Tie Could Use a Good Waxing
Heck, why not just make a tie-shaped hole in the center of your shirt? Submitted by: Unknown
Highly Decorated
…And this one I got for Marksmenship, and this one I got for penmanship, and this one for typing, and this one for Winning the Spelling Bee, and this one for Wind Surfing, and this one for being able to tell that in fact it was NOT butter, and this one for knowing EXACTLY how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop, and this one for… LoL by: Unknown
Too Good to Wait for Vladurday
My favorite headline ever: Steven Seagal Asks For Russian PM Vladimir Putin’s Support in Immortality Research (Let it percolate in your mind a little) MOSCOW, May 16, 2011 /PRNewswire/ — Renowned actor and martial artist Steven Seagal has written an open letter to Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, asking the Prime Minister’s support of the “Russia 2045″ movement that aims to make Russia the center of immortality and artificial body research. According to Seagal, “Russia 2045,” by using and developing new technologies, hopes to significantly improve the quality of life and make humans immortal by the year 2045
Worst. Umbrella. Ever.
You know what? I like it. I totally appreciate it when the nutters on public transportation give you some kind of heads-up about their mental state. I hate finding out after I’m already knee-deep a conversation about lizard people from the center of the Earth.