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In the Next Issue of Tiger Beat


The sex scandal fairy has come TWICE this year so far! (I must have been good in 2010!) Representative David Wu (D-OR) has been accused of an inappropriate sexual encounter on the teenage daughter of a friend: The encounter allegedly took place around Thanksgiving, capping a problematic autumn during which his staff considered hospitalizing him after he displayed erratic behavior. The context, according to the Oregonian, the paper that first reported on the incident: A distraught young woman called U.S. Rep.

 

Retweets of His Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated


Yesterday Fox News’ political Twitter account was hacked to say that President Obama had been assassinated in Iowa. The Secret Service is currently investigating the incident, and have currently narrowed it down to someone with a penchant for cliches and professional writing skills of a fourth-grader.