Tags archives: the-street

 

Maturity Reigns


A neighborhood controversy has erupted in a New Orleans suburb over signs erected by one Timothy Reily that depict President Barack Obama in diapers and as a puppet of George Soros. Locals flocked to Reily’s home in protest and city officials met with him, but so far the legal status of the billboards remains unclear. Ahhh, giant billboards

 

 

Andy Dick: Not As Cool As Miles Davis


Anyone still care about Andy Dick? If you didn’t already know, the dude has problems. Apparently Andy was booted out of the AVN Awards in Vegas earlier this week after harassing a number of porn stars backstage, but not before peeing his pants

 

 

 

Thanks Kim, You Let Me Finish

Thanks Kim, You Let Me Finish

Word on the street today is all baby talk. Juicy, juicy baby talk. Apparently Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have always been “friends with benefits”, but it sounds as if the hookups turned serious and sources close to Kim are hinting that there might be a little gay fish on the way.

According to Media Take Out:

(We) spoke with a person VERY CLOSE to Kim Kardashian this morning. And according to them, Kim is PREGNANT!! “Kim has been seeing Kanye off and on for years now. But this summer, they [hooked up] five or six times. Kanye told her that he didn’t want anything serious, but Kim really likes him.” And now, according to the insider, she suspects that Kim Kardashian is PREGNANT. “Kim is being very secretive about everything. She calls him almost non-stop and wants to know what she should do.”

Sounds serious! If there’s any doubt in Kanye’s mind, I say take it to Maury for a paternity test. That would be off the hook!!

Via WWTDD

 

Mel Gibson: The Beaver Recut

*Disclaimer: This comedy recut features real audio of Mel Gibson’s racist rants. Not safe for work, or Mel Gibson fans…

“The Beaver” is Mel Gibson’s “bleh” new movie that’s NOT RACIST, but youtube user “Birthdayboypresents” decided to change all that by cutting audio tape of Gibson’s vulgar rants into scenes making the film trailer exponentially better.

Check it out!

 

 

 

Sleep with One Eye Open, PANTS

Fashion Fail - Apple Bottom Jeans?
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Sometimes pants look like they’re too tight, occasionally to the point of discomfort.

But these pants look like they have an active vendetta against their owners. These pants look like jerks. If I saw them walking down the street, I would punch them.

Of course, then I’d probably get arrested for punching an unsuspecting woman in the thigh. But it would be worth it. Stupid pants. *shakes fist*