On the plus side, you’ll weed out the thieves with low self-esteem who just see a bike lock and lose hope.
The Water-Siphoning Thieves Are Less Than Subtle
Oddly Specific: Purse Snatchers Are a Tricksy Bunch
Probably Bad News: The last place they’d look FAIL
Appropriate Children’s Toy FAIL
Chevy Jump FAIL
That Will Buff Out: Looks Like a Herp and Derp Collision