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Monday Thru Friday: There’s not going to be an Apocalypse, now finish those TPS reports
A fair point indeed.
After 12: Best Party Costume Ever
Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle for barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals.
Engrish Funny: Well, this town sucks.
Happy Birthday, World!
Submitted by: Akkue
Watch The Throne
Padding, vintage look and twice the TP.
Big Exit
And now for some news from The True North. Senate Page Brigette DePape was fired from her position after she silently protested Stephen Harper’s conservative government during today’s Speech from the Throne.
Uh Oh
You have angered the queen of the small island nation of Clashistan. Any fool knows better than to park his motorcycle alongside her throne. Now move it before she hits you with her magic scepter (actually some Elmer’s glue in a Log Cabin Syrup bottle, but that’s what passes for a magic scepter in Clashistan these days. Let’s just say the effects of Danish colonialism were far-reaching).