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There I Fixed It: It May Be 115 Degrees Outside, But at Least I Have Cookies…
Because it’s hard to be a pessimist when you have a plate full of cookies in front of you.
School of Fail: Paleontology is Dangerous!
If your child feels compelled to dig things up and delicately dust them off, then they have a serious problem.
Dating Fails: It’s Like a Graveyard Where Dreams Go to Die
Sure, you had plans to backpack through Europe with your college buddies after graduation. But doesn’t raising a crying screaming poop monster seem like way more fun
Monday Thru Friday: A Little Jurassic Snark for You
If provoked, the technicians WILL spit black pen ink into your eyes, rendering you blind.