Probably because it can’t even stand on it’s own leg. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Why Didn’t You Pay Attention To The Light?
But Scaffolding Is So Expensive
Stone Age Sliding Door
It’s The Cadillac of Evil
It’s Not Duct Tape, But I Guess It’ll Do
At Least It’s Got Plenty of Airflow
Cart Theft Can Be A Kludge, Too
BYOPF (Bring Your Own Pitchfork)