He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn’t stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It’s a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.
“We will grow a forest from our new bodies.” “Help me rot into the earth.”
So my Troll brother offered me a gift for my birthday
Trolling Level Five Billion
We’ve posted a similar instructional how-to before, but we get newcomers all the time who need refresher courses. Submitted by: Unknown
Parenting Fails: Punishment?
Try sending the kids outside to play.
School of Fail: Forever an Engineer
Can’t be in a relationship with you, too busy building things. SORRY.
Math Troll
Submitted by: Unknown
This is What Happens if You Vote For Obama
This is just a belated April Fool’s post, try not to get your jimmies rustled. Submitted by: Unknown
You Didn’t Like it You Monster!
In a surprise Supreme Court ruling announced late late night, the justices announced replacing the “individual mandate” portion of the health care bill with a mandatory “Facebook post” clause.
WIN!: Invisible Man WIN
Parenting Fails: ‘A’ for Effort
Or ‘A’ for “almost there.”