An 87-year-old horticulturist in Michigan was pulled over last Friday for tailgating, and when police brought in drug-sniffing dogs after the man refused to let his pickup be searched, they found $2.9 million dollars’ worth of cocaine in his trunk. The man claims he was forced at gunpoint to transport the drugs, and was released on $10,000 bail pending a court hearing next month. Moral of the story: if you’re carrying 104 kilos of cocaine, mind your following distance