It turns out Jared’s famed “Subway diet” wasn’t so much a “diet” as it was a horrific process of brainwashing and forced servitude.
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Colbert’s Next Conquest
Colbert was actually named one of Maxim’s 100 sexiest women last week.
England Is Full of 12-Year-Olds
This is why AMERICA is objectively better than every country on earth. Happy Memorial Day! Submitted by: Unknown
Maybe If You Walked You Wouldn’t Be So Fat
Meanwhile, the people who stop at yellow lights tweet “YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!” Submitted by: Unknown
STOP SENDING ME MIXED SIGNALS
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It’s Called Fashion, Look It Up
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Tweets Your Grandchildren Will Remember You By
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Oh Fake Will Ferrell, You Totally Got Me
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Ant Watch
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As Cold As Water
“Vanilla Water” would trademark is name and start a sweeter-tasting but unhealthier version of Vitamin Water.