Can you think of a more perfect gift for Valentine’s Day than a bouquet of roses? Doritos did.
Not everyone can just go out and buy a bouquet of roses made out of flavored corn chips so they also included a way to make one yourself. It seems like it involves a lot of glue…
Then, when you’ve charmed them with your perfect gift, it is customary to bring your Valentine to a fancy dinner. If you really want to outdo yourself this year, one KFC is doing a trial run of fancy table service for Valentines Day. According to Metro News, the Fishergate branch of KFC is the site where two lovebirds met and continue to have date night every week so far in their 50 year marriage. Pretty romantic. The date will include linen napkins and a soft drink sommelier to suggest the perfect soda pairing.
In packages that range from “pretty nice of you” to extravagant, this company will send your (soon to be ex) lover a care package along with a video of you breaking up with them.
It’s probably not the kind of gift most people are expecting for Valentines day but at least it’s better than a text message.
Picking out the perfect gift is hard, especially for Valentine’s day. This isn’t like any other holiday, what you pick will be seen as an expression of your love, or lack thereof. If you REALLY want to surprise your date, choose one of these splendid gift ideas. You won’t be disappointed… but they might.