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Was Anyone Helping You with This Purchase?
Devastated by the loss of her job at Dress Barn, Suzanne began hanging out at the Salvation Army all day, pretending to work there. “Let me know if I can get that for you in a different size,” she’d offer customer after customer. No one had the heart to tell her that old VHS tapes only come in one size.
Sometimes She Thinks He Enjoys Torturing Her So
Georg von Feierabend and his girlfriend Baroness Schnitzel arrive at the gala. As usual, she is thoroughly disgusted with his selection of neckwear and doesn’t care who knows it.