Skip the Bar Line and Get Your Beer Drafted Straight in Your Kitchen
You'll Laugh Until You Cry Over How Terrible Kevin the Goat is
Which Was a Worse: Jumping the Barrier at a Tiger Pen or Shouting 'You're a Moron' Between Two Adults Afterwards?
Technically they didn’t go into the Tiger’s pen to retrieve the lost hat, just between the barriers. But having an elementary-insult shouting match with another adult makes you both morons.
The Moment You Try to Fight Gravity, You've Already Lost
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