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Where Did the Lights Go?

I mean, the last thing I remember was being in an Arby’s and now everything is dark and it smells like mommy and daddy’s bathroom in here.

Clearly these are his mugshots that he’s taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades. Submitted by: Unknown

Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works. Submitted by: Unknown

I mean, my nether-region has really gone to the dogs, if you catch my drift. No wait, that’s not what I meant! Come back! Submitted by: insectpins

You literally cannot peel the kitty off of him. Submitted by: Unknown

Nothing is quite so elegant, so clean, so noble as a fashion pug. Submitted by: Unknown

When did our fashion runways get so Silent Hill-ish? Submitted by: insectpins

You’d pass out too if you were walking around in platform Doc Martens while dancing to bad house music all night. Don’t judge! Submitted by: Unknown

I didn’t realize the production line in Bjork’s “All is Full of Love” music video made equally-creepy backpacks. Go figure. Submitted by: insectpins

Or maybe this is one of those hats that keeps all of the signals from getting TO you brain instead. I have a hard time telling them apart