“Yes, they come with the home, actually. They’re covered in the security deposit.” Submitted by: Unknown
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Keep Drinking, S/He’ll Look Better
Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it’ll still help. Submitted by: Unknown
When You’re In a Corey Heart Sort of Mood
“Would you grab me my sunglasses? No, no man, I mean my NIGHT-time sunglasses.” Submitted by: Unknown
Party in the Front, Lamer Party in the Back
Make sure all of your little rat tails are enjoying the party back there! Submitted by: Unknown
Somebody Re-Paint That Face, Please
I hate it when clowns walk around at your party as if that’s not even weird AT ALL. Submitted by: Unknown
Rapunzel Rapunzel, Let Down Your Candy-Colored Hair!
Assuming I don’t mistake the hair for cotton candy again. It’s a recurring issue I have. Submitted by: Unknown Via: No Way Girl
Oh No, That’s Where My Garbage Bags Went…
I spend extra money on the drawstring bags and this is what you use them for? Thanks for nothing, dude. Submitted by: Chris Miller
Meanwhile, at the Train-Wreck Party
Ah, now I see why there was a drink minimum at this place.
Class of 2010: Most Likely To Have Their Picture Burned
“What, this IS how I smile!” Submitted by: Unknown
We’re Real Close to a Back-Slip There, Watch It
The first – and hopefully only – time I’ve felt compelled to censor someone’s back. Submitted by: Unknown