Amy Schumer’s joke is becoming a reality… sort of. A new bar/restaurant called Tallywackers is coming to Dallas this May that will feature scantily clad men showing off their pecs, abs and bulges while you dine on your breasts (of chicken). In case you were wondering, “tallywacker” is another word for penis, or as Urban Dictionary defines it “my gargantious third member.” And if you think you have one and live in Texas, they’re hiring .