The bigger the hat, the closer to God, that’s what I say.
Tags archives: high-fashion
Hexactly What Not to Wear
In case you wanted an outfit that looks like a puzzle game your dad would play on his cell phone.
Head Over Boot Over Boot Over Head Over…
For all of your hand-stand needs! Submitted by: Unknown
Tea Time for the Mad Hatter?
“So, what would you say you were going for with this look?” “Quite simple, ‘What if the Red Baron were a lime in a bowler hat?” Submitted by: Unknown
Hat… or Pedoghost?
My money’s on Thing from the Addams Family. Submitted by: Unknown
Walking the Runway FAIL
Probably Bad News: Wanting to Super Size It
Submitted by: Spyke411 Picture by: Nick
Pass the Parm
Submitted by: strayers via Submission Page
Is anyone else in the mood for spaghetti? No? It’s just me then? Fine.
Shoot, I Think I’m on the Wrong Line
“Hey, does anyone know if this train stops at the Woodstock-themed Olympics rave? Anyone? Oh crap, what happened to my Burton pacifier?”
Would You Like to Touch My Monke—er, Snail?
I have nothing against Germany. In fact, I love Germany. But somehow the words “Berlin Fashion Week” strike fear into my heart. For reasons that probably have more to do with my susceptibility to ridiculous pop culture influences than any knowledge actually based in fact, I imagine the album art from a Rammstein record, “Sprockets,” and Horst from After Dark.
But, after having seen these pictures, I wonder if maybe I’m not so far off.
More pictures from this live-action nightmare are here.