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Tags archives: high-fashion
Good Thing That Dress Doubles as a Back Brace
Submitted by: Anna
Did you hear that? It’s was the sound of a chiropractor’s pupils turning into tiny dollar signs.
As Long as You Don’t Wear One of Santa’s Reindeer
Submitted by: Verin
In the madness of a Black Friday shopping spree, this woman accidentally grabbed the store Christmas display, thinking it was a hair accessory.
Always one to make the best of a bad situation, she wore it anyway.
Eh, Just Put Some Gravy on it and it’ll Be Fine
Submitted by: Anon
Happy Thanksgiving, you guys! Thanks for being such great readers. I’m thankful for YOU!
Hey, does the turkey look a little funny to anyone else?
She Seems in Good Spirits, Given the Creature Gnawing on Her Head
Submitted By: Anonymous
Seriously though, I would like to know about this event at which it was apparently appropriate to wear the Chupacabra as a hat. And why I wasn’t invited. I have a perfectly good Yeti-fur gown at home and no place to wear it to.
This Hair is Making My Trick Knee Act Up
Submitted by: Anna
Look, I know it’s hard to get ratings for the weather segment on the 4:00 a.m. local news, but this just comes off as unprofessional.
At Least There Are No Barnacles Growing on Her
Submitted by: Kelly
We laugh now, but she’ll be the one laughing when “Sexy Hermit Crab” is the in look this fall. I just hope that some other trends have gone by the wayside by then to make room for this one. Trends like walking.