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LOLMart Shirts Presents: Get Yo’ Pants Off da’ Ground!

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Today’s LOLMart Shirt is available to purchase TODAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

Oh, hello! I didn’t even notice you there. You see, I had my headphones on, my new favorite song of all time blaring at a level that’s sure to give me irreversible hearing damage. Do you know the song? “Pants on da Ground?” It goes like “Pants on da ground, pants on da ground, lookin’ like a fool with your pants on da ground.”

In addition to being a fine pop song, it also makes for a catchy t-shirt slogan. Thanks, American Idol, for finally giving us some music worth listening to (and some television worth watching). We’ll take “Pants on da Ground” over Adam Lambert and Taylor Hicks any day!

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect gift for a friend (or for yourself).

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LOLMart Shirts Presents: Balloon Boy Fail

Today’s LOLMart Shirt is available to purchase THROUGH THURSDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

Dear Balloon Boy,

Sorry about––Well, we’re sorry about everything. Your dad kind of seems like a d-bag. I mean, he named you Falcon. And while that works perfectly as a badass A-Team-worthy moniker, we doubt it’s done you any favors, socially speaking, at school.

We’re not mad at you, Falcon. You getting trapped in a balloon is almost cooly futuristic. Oh, that’s right, you didn’t actually fly in that balloon. But you’re a good kid, and although your recent experience reads more like a super-villian origin story than a childhood success story, we think you’re going to be just fine. Next time your dad tries to make you hide in the attic so that he can get on the E! Channel, show him the score:

Dad – 0 New reality TV deals
Son – 1 Awesome T-shirt

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect gift for a friend (or for yourself).






 

I Never Thought I’d Say This, But You Should Tuck That In

Hey, Tuck Your Shirt In!Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Generally, when we think of cleavage, we think of something sexy: a woman in a low-cut top, a pair of vampy stilettos, or the perfect pinacoidal cleavage of a chunk of plogopite mica. Okay, maybe not that last one.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure that cleavage has never brought to mind something you’d see peeking out of a pair of sweatpants sagging under the weight of a fanny pack. Until now. You’re welcome.

 

LOLMart Shirt of the Week: Dr. Tiny Cat

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Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day is available to purchase THROUGH SUNDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

With healthcare being a top issue these days, we figured there was no better time to introduce our Dr. Tiny Cat t-shirt. So here it is! Let’s all give a warm welcome to Dr. Tiny Cat!

Medical school is hard. Like, really hard. I know this because I’ve seen parts of Grey’s Anatomy, and it looks hard. It seems as if becoming a doctor involves suffering through all sorts of unrealistic emotional traumas. Hard!

But Dr. Tiny Cat has triumphed over the process. And at such a young age, too! Now, he’s a real doctor. That, in and of itself, is a real accomplishment for a creature that doesn’t even have opposable thumbs (which makes holding a scalpel pretty impressive!). What may be more impressive is just how much he cares. Look at how concerned he is about that mouse! And it’s only a stuffed toy! Imagine how invested he’d become for a patient with a pulse!

Congrats on all your hard work, Dr. Tiny Cat! As a reward, we’re honoring you with a spot on one of our limited edition t-shirts.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).

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