Bradley Hardison here was on the run for 9 months after felony break-in charges landed against him. When he showed up to the Elizabeth City Police Department’s National Night Out Against Crime to compete in a doughnut eating contest (congrats on the victory, by the way), police were able to apprehend him and put him in custody. Submitted by: (via My Fox 8 ) Tagged: doughnuts , Criminally Dumb Criminal , Probably bad News , irony