Submitted by: Anna
Oh how we love you, people in the lower right. While most of us are sitting around wondering how the lost Kardashian sister holds up that architectural wonder, Mrs. Delacruz finds herself lost in a flashback to the swingin’ ’70s of her youth. “WHERE MY HAIR GO?!” she shouts as her friend tries to drag her to the bathroom. This isn’t the first time this has happened.
Submitted by: Bino
Another rare example of a hybrid that walks among us. This one is the offspring of a leopard and a hermit crab. And a shellac factory. And several member of the Sex Pistols. It was quite a complicated confluence of factors that led to his conception. Needless to say, there were drugs involved.
Submitted by: Anna
You know that guy who’s been emailing you about how you’ll be handsomely rewarded for allowing him to temporarily transfer money into your bank account, which he needs to do for extremely complicated and convincing reasons? This is him.
Submitted by: Anon
You just know that on Halloween this girl dyes her hair brown and puts it up into a sensible French twist.
This will scare the other kids at Hot Topic!
Submitted by: Anon
Is anyone else suddenly in the mood for fro-yo? Or is it just me?
Image Credit: Sdi A
Yes, it takes forever to get her hair to look like this every morning. But you’d agree that it’s totally worth if you knew how much money she makes leasing out the back of her head as advertising space.
Submitted by: Anna
The Goldman sisters were always competitive. Most people agree that Gertrude won in the husband department. And Eunice was always ten pounds thinner than her sister.
But when it came to hair, everyone lost.
Submitted by: Anon
Sure, we love barbershop quartets. And yes, the many strange stories of Rasputin enthrall us. But who knew they went so well together? This guy did.
He frequently sings this, to the tune of “hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal”:
“If I am killed by common assassins, and especially by my brothers the Russian peasants, you, Tsar of Russia, will have nothing to fear for your children, they will reign for hundreds of years in Russia. But if I am murdered by boyars, nobles, and if they shed my blood, their hands will remain soiled with my blood, for twenty-five years they will not wash their hands from my blood. They will leave Russia. Brothers will kill brothers, and they will kill each other and hate each other, and for twenty-five years there will be no nobles in the country. Tsar of the land of Russia, if you hear the sound of the bell which will tell you that Grigori has been killed, you must know this: if it was your relations who have wrought my death, then no one in the family, that is to say, none of your children or relations, will remain alive for more than two years. They will be killed by the Russian people.”
Yeah, it doesn’t always fit. But it does when HE sings it.
Submitted by: Bacon
I think I’ve maybe been writing this blog for too long, because the first thing I thought when I saw this picture was, “What the hell? Scorpions don’t have just one eye!”
Image Source: KittyKatFish
This girl looks like trouble, doesn’t she? I’ll bet she puts all that lipstick on after her mom drops her off at school and then rats her hair out in the bathroom at the mall, where she snuck off to without permission.
We should tell her dad.
Submitted by: Steve
Oh. Um, never mind.